Experience Jobs & Activities
Mars Unlimited, Inc.
Web Developer
June 2067 - Sept 2069
- Worked on really awesome stuff
- Totally blew away my mom
- Helped myself to cookies and ice cream every day
McDonald's
Food & Service Professional
August 2065 - May 2067
- Served over 2 million AlienMacs
- Helped save a small child from a Gorlax
- Saved the company over $200MM in insurance fees
United Galaxy Alliance News
Intern
April 2065 - August 2065
- Created a brand spankin' new website visited my billions
- Helped deliver over 200,000 digital newspapers to Mars residents
- Developed technology to project ads into people's pupils from long distances
Skills
Technology
- JS
- Lazer Phazers
- Parachuting
- Photon Cannons
Life
- Good with kids
- Good with monsters
- Good with computers
- Unnaturally extensive knowledge of small animals
Education
- School
- Dogwarts School of Science & Technology
- Major
- Technophasetronics
- Minor
- Cooking
- GPA
- 4.5